Archive for April, 2010



Welcome to April’s Magazine

Welcome to April’s edition

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Normandy comes alive in April. As the clocks are moved forward an hour nature produces a dazzling display with the plants and trees bursting free of the harsh cruel grip of winter as the warmth of the sun’s rays penetrate the earth, Having experienced the terrible combination of snows, rains and winds that brought such destruction; spring brings a welcome warmth to our heart’s and new hope to our souls.

april-fool-2April also carries with it that quirky tradition – April Fool’s Day – a time when everyone is given a licence to play practical jokes on the unsuspecting. These hoaxes range from minor japes played on family and friends to major hoaxes involving thousands of people.

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But when and how did April’s Fool day develop and why?

Extensive research suggests there are many theories but no one satisfactory answer. It would appear that many of the developed countries for some reason or other each adopted a single peculiar custom on one day of the year. One theory about the establishment of April Fool’s Day originated from the alteration of the French calendar in the sixteenth century. Some sources claim that in 1564 France moved the start of the year from the end of March to the date we all use today, January 1st.

april-fool-3As with most changes to the secure rhythm and routine of people’s lives some were resistant and adverse to change preferring to continue celebrating the beginning of the new year at the end of March. The suggestion is that these poor souls were made a laughing stock by having a paper fish pinned on their back and had jokes played on them. Today the French still adopt this tradition called ‘Poisson d’Avril’.
However this theory does not fit the historical development of the calendar reform and there are many countries claiming ownership of the Aprils Fool’s Day tradition, including Great Britain, Germany and the Netherlands.
Most countries such as the UK and Canada the jokes can only be played up until midday, after which any person initiating a prank then becomes the fool. However in others countries such as Italy and France the jokes can last all day. There have been many famous hoaxes played on us the unsuspecting public by people and organisations that we trust and respect. Our favourite prank was played by Sir Patrick Moors and BBC on his Radio 2 show. Both the BBC and Sir Patrick Moor are such bastions of truth and knowledge that we would never have suspected them of playing such a prank!

ex-pats-radio-2Sir Patrick Moore announced to an eager audience that trusted his expertise in all things celestial, that on the 1st April a unique alignment of the Planets Pluto and Jupiter would create a counter gravitational pull to the earth’s own gravity. He advised the listeners that if they jumped in the air at precisely 9.47 am they would be able to experience a floating sensation. Hundreds of people did exactly that and many reported back to the radio station with reports of families and friends suspended in animation in their homes and floating around their rooms.

We wish you all a happy April Fools day and can assure you that there are no japes or hoaxes in this month’s magazine. Or are there?

N 4 Normandy Team

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APRIL’S  CONTENTS

  • Foreign Currency Exchange

    Bonjour! A quick article this time, as I have been on study leave for much of the last month.  I'm doing a Marketing diploma with the Open University, and as it has been some years since I did anything academic, it has taken up a great deal of my tim...

  • Fresh Tomato Sauce -
    for soup, chilli, pizza & bolognaise

    Fresh Tomato Sauce - a simple way to use your large crop of tomatoes to make a versatile base for many meals - which is freezable .. .. .. What you need: (approx!!) 2lb of tomatoes 3 - 4 red onions 4 - 5 garlic cloves (optional) Fresh ...

  • Les Traversees de Tatihou

    Enjoy the magical music festival on the rugged little island of Tatihou, its annual concerts with its varied music styles and genres is a must for the sences. Walk out to Tatihou from pretty St-Vaast- La-Hougue over the oyster beds exposed at low tide,...

  • Renting out property - where and who to pay what!

    There are of course cross border agreements in place between the UK and France which make life complicated when it comes to where to bank your income from your property and which side of the Channel to pay any taxes and social charges due on it. There ...

  • Guest Châteaux of Normandy

    Fall Asleep in a Normandy Château Shakespeare wrote, “To sleep, perchance to dream”, in his play ‘Hamlet’, but he was certainly not writing of dreaming about a French château and realizing your dream to fall asleep in one!   So, let’s ch...

  • KAS - Sweetheart to the Forces

    My name is Kas, Sweetheart to the Forces.  I am a singer and dancer. As an entertainer, I started my business four and half years ago.  I enjoy dressing up in the 40’s fashions, I just love the cloths.  My mum and all my family would say, I was b...

  • Choosing a Gite in France

    Thousands of people every year come to France for their holidays and choose a gite to stay in. Many have a great holiday but sometimes things do not go to plan and the holiday turns into a nightmare. To make your holiday in a French gite an enjoyable ...

  • Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man??

    Have you ever noticed how a lot of the expats who manage to make a go of life in France, which as you know can be tough, have more than one string to their professional bows?   I’ve been talking to some people, who certainly fit the versatility pro...

  • Foreign Currency Exchange –
    Make your money work harder!

    A statistic I read recently showed that over 80% of people are still using the very first bank where they first opened an account.  They may have added other accounts along the way with other institutions, but in general, we tend to stay with that sam...

  • Living and Settling In Normandy

    We love living in the north of France and after seven sometimes turbulent years would not dream of living anywhere else – but lets have a realistic look at how this can be achieved, and at what cost – and we are not just talking money!  We are goi...

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  • August's Virtual Magazine

    The August Issue - we meet KAS -  the New Sweetheart to the Forces Click the Cover to view the online version

  • Mont Saint Michel Story Part 2

    Nestled at the base of the abbey, ensconced behind impressive walls and towers, the town of Mont-Saint-Michel was born of the abbey, to which it is inextricably linked, and it is this which gives it a special and unique character. The town gre...

  • The D Day Story Part 7

    Back towards Utah Beach, the first town that the soldiers reached was Saint Marie du Mont. Near here the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment landed and advanced towards Utah Beach, to clear the way for the landing party. Other paratroopers from the 501st...

  • Chateau de Crevecoeur Medieval Festival

    For one week in august be transported to ages past at the wonderful Chateau de Crevecoeur medieval festival. Historians have made sure that this extravaganza celebrating life in the middle ages is as accurate as possible, so that visitors really do fee...

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All American – Part 3

By Carol Schultz Vento, daughter of Arthur ‘Dutch’ Schultz, 82nd Airborne, 505 PIR, World War II

Dad and the rest of his division didn’t have much time to regroup before the surprise attack by the Germans which began the Battle of the Bulge, an experience which haunted my father the rest of his life. The paratroopers of the 82nd were on rest and relaxation at Rheims, France after the grueling Market Garden episode.  

If I knew you were coming I’d of baked a cake!!

By Madeleine Roux

kitchen-door-resizeIt had been one of those weeks which had underscored the old adage ‘Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans’. Doing a fair imitation of a ‘whirling dervishes’ I moved from task to task without hardly time for my feet to touch the ground. Motivated by the solemn promise I had made myself – that Sunday morning I would lie in bed indulging in fresh jam on newly baked croissants from our local bakery, listening to the radio where others were taking care of the world while I smugly snuggled into the luxuriant warmth of the duvet.  

Lost in Translation

French homework with a sting in the tail!!

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By G.Rand Conte

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Finally recovered from our ignominious arrival on French soil, and settling in enthusiastically in our new home and community, we wanted to improve our French and develop our communication skills. Enrolled at the local school we began our journey into radically reversing how we spoke English. Our E’s now had to sound like I’s and our I’s had to sound like E’s the G was now a J and vice versa.

teacher-homework_0Given our homework for the week we had to return with an account of what we did during the week and what new words we had learnt. We decided on a walk around our local nature reserve knowing that along the walk there were notice boards displaying detailed information about the natural wildlife.

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On a beautiful morning we set out following the trail that wound around the local marsh land. There were many displays with pictures of the birds and fish and a brief description. With our limited French we accepted the challenge to learn new words along with more about the wildlife.

One particular information board explained that the fossilised trees found in the area are called “Sitting Dogs” by the locals.

p1020397Enjoying our sojourn and pleased with the progress we were making, we were challenged by a particular notice that because of its location was hard for to us to read. Placed amidst some interesting looking mini wigwams made from birch wood, we strained to read the wording on the board placed as it was in a rather awkward position between us and a number of small ditches.

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Mentally deriding the official who had placed the sign in such a difficult position to read and after a deal of huffing and puffing, I decided that there was no choice but for me to climb over the ditches to read the notice. Just managing to negotiate the ditches and scramble up to the notice, I was finally able to call back the words in French to my partner, who duly began to slowly translate them using our trusty pocket French / English dictionary.

I suppose I should have been alerted as the first word translated was relayed back -Danger” – but I was too engrossed in my task for the word to register. However the second word “Beware” should have kick started my self preservation adrenaline flow, but it wasn’t until the whole sentence was translated “Danger, beware of the wasps nests” that my brain finally realised that the attractive wigwams that I now stood amongst were wasps nests, and that the inhabitants although tiny, and now amassing in large agitated numbers were determined to drive away the stupid English man now hastily crashing through the ditches, put there to stop such as he from getting too close to the wasps and disturbing their tranquillity.

wasp-attackFortunately the only damage done was to my pride and dignity, as I had attracted the attention of a amused audience of hikers along with a group of bird watchers, who diverted from the rare birds, eagerly trained their binoculars on the strange creature they quickly named the Lesser Spotted Man with flailing arms and red face

The D Day Story Part 3

Ste Mere Eglise the 82nd and 101st paratroopers invade

st-mere-eglise-paratrooper-3One particular landing site for the American 82nd and 101st airborne paratroopers was Ste Mere Eglise. Despite the drop starting after 12 pm many of the paratroopers were illuminated by houses that had caught fire. The occupying forces opened fire and ordered the civilians who were trying to put out the house fire back to their homes. Some paratroopers were caught in the house fires, others on telephone poles and trees.

One US Paratrooper John Steele was left hanging from the church roof in the middle of the square when his parachute got caught on the steeple of the village church in Ste-Mère-Église, leaving him dangling precariously to witness the carnage unfolding below. Wounded and in pain he hung there pretending to be dead for two agonizing hours, before the Germans took him prisoner. An effigy of John Steele and his parachute can still be seen hanging from the church in the square. The story was recaptured in the film, ‘The Longest Day’  

Eric Lanlard, A Master Patissier of Glamourous Puds

by Steven Hawkes

eric-lanlardIf like me you are a fan of intricate French pastries, and marvel at the wonders which are gorgeously displayed in the elegant windows of Normandy patisserie, then no doubt you have been an avid viewer of Channel 4′s excellent gastronomic delight “Glamour Puds” and being entertained by the Charming Eric Lanlard.  

What to Feed Chickens for Optimum Egg Laying Production

by: Joshua -- www.chicken-ark.net

chicken-2Feeding chickens is more than simply putting out some grains for your birds. If you are planning to grow chickens that provide you with high quality eggs on a regular basis you must know several basics about chicken feeding. When chickens first begin laying eggs, through the initial laying phase, they are still maturing. During this phase they must have a greater amount of protein. As the amount of eggs begins to diminish their protein requirements also fall.  

Are you addicted to eBay?

e-bay-addict-1In under a decade, eBay has grown into an incredible auction website that commands an audience of around 37 million people around the world. Some look for bargain second-hand goods, others look for cheaper versions of something they’ve spotted in the shops, and others just find themselves addictively browsing five times a day, which has to be a bit healthier than smoking, though perhaps no cheaper.

As long as you know what you are looking for, you can usually find it posted on eBay. From skin care products to outfits for you pooch, car care products to shoes – both footwear and alloys – you can bid for what you want and for the price that you are willing to pay.

Apart from the opportunity for a real bargain, there are growing numbers of aficionados who think eBay is simply more fun than a shopping mall. While the process of bidding can see like a tiresome process at your first try, when you do win a bid at a good price, you might feel like you’ve won your item, which is exactly what eBay tells you when you’ve ‘won’ the item. Feeling victorious over a store purchase just doesn’t come that often, unless you happen to find the very last this season’s must have that just happens to be your size.

“eBay is entertainment,” says Dawn Reno, co-author of The Unofficial Guide to eBay and Online Auctions. “It’s different all the time, never the same. Every half-hour there’s all new stuff, which is so indicative of the internet as a whole.

ebay-addict-2“Plus, people love an auction. There’s something about bidding that gets the heart pounding.”

eBay has certainly become one of the most successful concepts of the internet age. Uniquely, it is like the world’s largest second-hand shop and all the bargain-basement shops in the world all rolled into one.

Jim Griffith, head trainer of eBay University – the company’s road show of seminars for novice buyers and sellers – says, “Even if you don’t use it, you know someone who does, and you’ve had to listen to their stories about how much they love it.”

Since its creation, eBay has become a daily fix for millions of buyers in search of quirky stuff. It’s addictive and many homeowners find themselves hunting around on eBay instead of sitting down in front of the television. People with laptops, of course, often do both at the same time.

“Five minutes of eBay will expose you to more items than you’ll ever see in a shopping centre,” says Marsha Collier, co-author of eBay for Dummies.

On any given day, there are millions items for sale on eBay, with millions of new items added daily. Sales per day run up into the many millions of pounds. For many homeowners, it has become a way to buy what they want and sell what they don’t want.

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Entrepreneurs: beware of fake invoices

By: Valérie Lemiere

bills-2Every month seems to bring its quota of auto entrepreneurs scams. From paying auto entrepreneur registration sites to fake business directories. The latest scam is actually aimed at all types of entrepreneurs, including limited companies (EURL, SARL).

The ‘‘Greffes du Tribunal de Paris’’ has issued a warning to limited companies and freelancers registered with Registre du Commerce et des Societes (RCS, i.e registrations onto the Chamber of Commerce directory). These companies are likely to get commercial offers designed to look like invoices from Registre des Sociétés Nouvellement ConstituéesRegistre CSR or Inforegistre . The invoices have nothing to do with Greffes du Tribunal or Registre National du Commerce et des Societes (managed by INPI).  

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